Ass Burgers

Joel had Ass Burgers This Morning. The toilet ain't lookin too good
by Local Loaner September 17, 2020
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Ass burger

When you squeeze both buttcheeks and eat out a butthole like a burger

It can also be used as an insult
I could go for a good ass burger right now

Wow look at this ass burger
by Inner clockwork October 12, 2019
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Ass Burgers

A disease that makes burgers grow on you ass.
I'm sorry, you're son has Ass Burgers.
by human human February 21, 2021
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Jaw Burger

When you load a large amount of dip up on one side of your jaw. Usually occurs when playing baseball
โ€œDude, I just loaded up a jaw burger and hit a home run 400 feet to dead center field.โ€
by TheGodFather5 July 29, 2021
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shlong burger

To eat a shlong in burger form๐Ÿ™ƒ
Jay: wanna eat my shlong
Frankie: as long as it's a shlong burger
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Johnny Stubble Burger

A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.
Off to Bushy's for some fine music, a pint of Bushy's real ale and a Johnny Stubble Burger.
by Manx Meat Matters May 30, 2018
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Peanut Butter Burger

A burger with peanut butter on it that can be eaten or used to describe the way female genitalia may look or feel after a long, rigorous night of intercourse.
"How did it go last night?"
"Man we banged all night long! I had her lookin' like a peanut butter burger down there!"
by Pocn October 13, 2018
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