Corona boner

When you have been in isolation for so long beating your meat, you are physically unable to maintain an erection but you continue to rub one out despite never achieving full erectness otherwise known as the corona boner

dude I have been in isolation so long it has Given me a bad case of corona boner

by Fherrightinthep March 17, 2020

Rape Boner

To aquire a hard on from watching rape scenes in cinema.

Gf: is this rape scene turning you on you freak!?
Bf: I've got a total rape boner.

by Thinmint April 1, 2012

Ripskin Boner

When one achieves an erection which manifests such intensity that it ostensibly appears to rip through the outer skin of the hard penis.

1. After drunkenly making out with a transvestite hooker, little Johnny had a ripskin boner.

2. Warning label for erectile dysfunction pills: If erection is achieved and lasts for more than 4 hours, you may have a ripskin boner requiring immediate medical attention.

by Brosh Ripskin Stern July 17, 2009

Reverse Boner

The phenomenon that occurs when a penis becomes so unaroused that it contracts into an erect, albeit very tiny, state; usually due to the consumption of too much adderall, or a very intense workout.

Bro, you must be cracked out on adderall. I can totally see your reverse boner through your gym shorts.

by Esteban Dos Ocho January 13, 2011

Boner Shock

When you have such severe pussylessnees in your life you go in to Boner Schock

I miss the pussy so bad I went into Boner shock

by Babe_000 April 11, 2016

boob boner

An erect nipple, hard nipple, firm nipple, stimulated nipple, or just simply a case of hard nipple tightis.

Anytime its about to rain, Sally gets boob boners.

While porking that bitch last night, she got the biggest boob boners I've ever seen, I couldnt help but suck them.

by Ze Ruzsian Wo-Man December 9, 2008

Lady Boner

The female equivalent to a male erection. Classier, perhaps.

Woah, I almost got a lady boner Pat was impressing me so much.

by madelinejak November 30, 2010