Social Deforestation

n. The systematic exploitation of friend groups through repeated grifts (emotional manipulation, cash requests, GoFundMes, and small-scale scams) until the group’s resources and patience are fully depleted.

Sally has no friends left in Chicago because she burned through every social circle with nonstop asks for money, favors, and GoFundMes. Her social deforestation finally forced her to relocate to San Francisco.

by Yoyogilly November 14, 2025

Socialism

Socialism is the belief that ALL forms of slavery, not just chattel slavery, should be illegal. That means your boss cannot sell a portion of your labor to someone who will effectively own a percentage of you and live off of your hard work.

Socialism is the belief that no one should get to freeload off of you, compared to Capitalism which is the belief that the rich should be allowed to buy a percentage of you and leech on you.

A: Hey man I am so fucking tired of creating $500 of value in a work day but only getting $100 of it.
B: Me too. I wish we could abandon Capitalism and switch to Socialism.

by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022

Socialism

Socialism: a type of society where the government oppresses the people instead of the people oppressing each other.

"There is no great depression in socialist Russia, just a great oppression"
Socialism in action.

by Words do not exist January 19, 2021

Socialism

When the government does stuff

“Socialism is when the government does stuff. The more socialism, the more stuff it does, and if it does a real lot of stuff, that’s Communism,” - Richard Wolff

by TheRockObama December 23, 2021

Social republicans

People who kill Indians and then suck them off and then spit on their mother’s grave

Hey you are a social republicans retared

by anonymous January 22, 2022

Social Zapping

Cancelling plans at the last minute because you found a better alternative.

Sophia went all social Zapping on me! She cancelled on me at the last minute and then i saw her with a guy in a restaurant.

by Kostas99 July 29, 2023

Social Goonsterbaiter

Someone who is a Social Goonsterbaiter often speaks of how they masturbate or brag about their gooning streak. These people often do this in odd situations such at family gatherings or at school. Some have a talent for art that could be good if not used to draw porn. Generally has many different was of masturbating or accessing porn

He is such a Social Goonsterbaiter can't believe he said he was jerking on his VR in class.

by MrGoonsley December 1, 2024