CAKE MONSTER

CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!

'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '

by PISSBAGPO May 21, 2018

Monster Gromper

An absolute monster of a vibrator, I'm talking fist sized, pump-action pussy pounding destroyer.

I just found this old ladies monster gromper.

by -Sheldonsleftleg September 25, 2025

monster truck titties

When a woman (or various women) have voluptuous and oversized breast that contrast in size to the rest of her (or their) body. Monster Truck Titties can be all natural, or can be Implanted. Typically breast’s larger than a D sized cup, with slim a waistline.

“Damn, how can that girl be 5’6, size 2 waist, and have 32 DD Monster Truck Titties?

Ex: Kate Upton, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Pamela Anderson, and Busty Buffy all have Monster Truck Titties.

by M.F. Jones April 19, 2018

Slime monster

If you love to play with slime.

Go and: "I just got a new slime!"

Shit yourself: "Ugh, what a slime monster."

by ffdder22 September 17, 2023

dirt monster

A nasty person who is below the barrel of scum.

Someone who is dirty

Natasha is a dirt monster

by HoboJackson86 March 13, 2023

bug monster

the one and the only baby

The bug monster has found us. He, the one and the only, has terrified you.

by matthewharper6108881849 June 18, 2011

Monsters of the midway

A nickname for Da bears

originally used as a nickname for the Chicago university but when they stopped playing football at the university the same name was adopted by the Chicago bears

Hey do the monsters of the midway play today?

by Bay1195 January 24, 2022