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Pretzel wank

An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel
1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.

2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017
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Gang wank

Everyone gets in a circle putting one hand on the person to your lefts dick and using your right to beat your meat everyone finishes into a cup and the last to finish has to drink it
Why did you do last night?

I had a gang wank with jack and leo
by Azsw January 2, 2020
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nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 1, 2025
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Wink Wank

I was so busy today I only had time for a wink wank.
by drew2dee2 November 18, 2021
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whizz wank

Where you wank at an extremely fast speed
'im just off for a whizz wank, im done :D'
by ninjaabill December 21, 2009
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Greebly-Wank

When die-hard fans of a film or franchise create elaborate backstories for things that ultimately had no real purpose, such as greeblys used in production design elements
Look at that absolute nerd, he created a whole Greebly-wank Wiki page on Darth Maul's earring
by Toodarnloud February 8, 2024
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mojo wank

having a wank pre-booty call to up your stamina for the main round.
mate 1: what are you doing?

mate 2: having a mojo wank before fanny comes over
by diddly dingbat October 21, 2015
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