walking the liquid tightrope

Taking shots of alcohol periodically during a family or formal event while trying to maintain balance and composure.

I am not looking forward to my in-laws coming over this weekend. Saturday I might be walking the liquid tightrope.

by MCRAzyLGB October 31, 2021

Make Sure To Walk Your Dog

When you roast your bro and his hoe when the relationship get's in the way.

"Sorry, mates I gotta take my girl home."
"Make sure to walk your dog safely."

by Meme_buddha October 12, 2019

Cake walk

A group of older women masterbating each other ( the equivalent to a circle jerk)

The ladies of the neighborhood got together for drinks and a cake walk.

by Butterbot December 14, 2023

Walking him down

Yeah man... Like a fucking Tonberry! That. Is. Crazy. Great Job.

Hym "I need to see some more comprehensive highlights but he is just walking him down it seems... Like a fucking TONBERRY man. That is nuts. Who would have thought? I mean... Me. But I'm a genius. I gotta start betting on some of these."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2023

Man walk

Men walking through a forest with air soft guns

“Lets go on a man walk”

by Thiccman678910 April 20, 2022

Work walk

When you look like you’re busy and nobody wants to get in your way. In other words you walk with a purpose. This type of walk is considered a lot more respectable than a club walk.

Her: why don’t I ever get noticed?
Him: you have a work walk not a club walk?
Her: wtf does that mean?
Him: you don’t ask to get laid

by Daredevil2 February 14, 2022

Gentleman's walk

When a gentleman or sir takes a walk to let one rip out of courtesy to spare others from the rotten stench.

I've got a stinker on board love, just takin' a gentleman's walk...back soon

by BlaineTudor August 18, 2019