Wii U 

Wii U

Wii , iPad ------> SEX!

Man ! Have you seen the new Wii U? It's like a drunk Wii knocked up an iPad !

Wii U by M.Aurelio December 2, 2011

H.U.M.A.S. 

Also spelled: HUMAS

Head Up My Ass Syndrome.

- A condition in which the subject is not able to think of others.

c.r. P.Nco, 1986

After suffering from HUMAS for many years, Debbie died alone cuddling a teddy bear that never talked.

H.U.M.A.S. by Nco November 15, 2003

C.U.D. 

Compulsive Upgrade Disorder, referring to computer users who cannot keep a component for longer than a month (or less) without the need to upgrade it to something faster or better.

#1 - The first rule of C.U.D. is, you do not talk about C.U.D.

#2 - The second rule of CUD is, you DO NOT talk about CUD.

#3 - If someone says stop, backs out, retracts a sale, the upgrade is over.

#4 - Two upgrades at a time.

#5 - One benchmark at a time.

#6 - No food, no drink

#7 - CUD will go on as long as it has to.

#8 - If this is your first day of CUD, you have to upgrade.

C.U.D. by Ageless_ZA January 20, 2011

Nike U

The name often given to the University of Oregon because of their strong ties to Phil Knight, the founder of Nike (and Oregon alum).

Those Nike U guys get everything cool, I wish us Oregon State guys were that cool.

Nike U by Matt from UO April 24, 2006

F.U.C.K.

a misguided attempt to explain the origins of the word fuck(which is most likely germanic). sometimes said to stand for "Fornication Under Consent of King" or "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge", both of which are false.

Man I'm so fucking stupid I thought F.U.C.K. was an acronym that created the word fuck.

F.U.C.K. by eldi November 10, 2005

C.U.N.T.

Cant Understand Normal Thinking

Mrs.Richards is a fat C.U.N.T. and her retardation makes me want to commit suicide.

C.U.N.T. by annonomonomous October 21, 2010

F.U.C. 

otherwords known as "freak under cover"

Ohh baby, Laura is such a F.U.C. i wasn't expectin' that amazing cyber sex.

F.U.C. by a.mill July 27, 2009