twat-e-glance

(Pronounced twatyglance). When you come across a post on a site like Facebook that's so incredibly stupid that you click the profile to see what other idiotic things the poster has posted

One sec, just doing a quick twat-e-glance on this guy. Flat earth, faked moon landings, yeah, ok

by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024

TWAT

a SWAT team composed primarily of females.

all those girls just broke in and TWATed us.

by dead ted December 8, 2009

Twat

twat /twŏt/
noun

1. The vulva.

2. A woman or girl.
3. A foolish or contemptible person.

4. Joanna fucking White

That twat Joanna white.

by KeyzerSöze June 4, 2025

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

southern twat

THE BEST THING YOU CAN CALL A GIRL IN THE SOUTH

you are a southern twat and want to ride you like a bull

by kivaiubki November 21, 2020

Twat rat

A woman’s tampon

I was planning to plough the missus last night but there was a massive great twat rat in the way and I had to take her up the dirt pipe

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

Twat

A slur meaning "vagina", used more less frequently by the British than by people on the internet pretending to look British.

12 Y/o Freak: Im d beeeeest, dont f*** with me, u twat!
Tom: Holy fuck, its a Brit!

by Perpetual Fuckup September 16, 2017