turtle farm

Any place filled with old, slow moving people.

Dude, Luby's Cafeteria is such a turtle farm. It's like Florida!

by kamj1 April 8, 2010

Turtl

Turtl is a cool person who plays videogames

"turtl is the best at every videogame"

by Speye April 21, 2021

Soft Turtle

when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.

ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...

by sal420paradise February 28, 2010

turtle hurdle

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and, while about to ejaculate, sees the tip of a stool (the turtle) poking from her anus. He quickly pulls out and launches his semen over the poop onto her back (the hurdle).

I was banging my woman from behind and was about to nut when she started to shit herself. I quickly pulled out and did a Turtle Hurdle onto her Tramp Stamp. That shit was nasty but a guy’s gotta blow sometimes.

by JayAddy September 25, 2023

Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.

By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.

by extremesledding December 20, 2021

Turtle Style

Similar to Doggy Style while having sexual intercourse with a woman. But, the man balls up and latches on the girls back by wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.

Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought for added intimacy. The man wears the shell on his back and woman wears the rest of the costume, merging the two into one turtle.

Guy 1: Hey did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I went Turtle Style on her.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude! *Happy turtle noises*

by Turt master August 15, 2025

dirpy turtle

The best thing on the planet and it is so dirpy.

Dirpy turtle is the best animal on the planet.

by Dirpy turtle master January 23, 2017