The successful combination of both a Dirty Sanchez and a Rusty Trombone. Don't try this at home. This should only be attempted by professionals. A Rusty Sanchez is when a man who is receiving a rim job and a blow job at the same time decides to poop a little on the face of the person giving them that and then sticks their fingers or has their partner stick their fingers in the butt to dig out more so you can complete the fecal mustache on that person. If you're more adventurous, you or your partner could do it to you while you're getting this. Just make sure to kiss your partner at some point.
by The Erie Sturg February 1, 2023
Get the Rusty Sanchezmug. When you haven't done something in awhile so you may be bad at it. A poor job ejaculating your male partner.
by Rusty9999 January 19, 2023
Get the Rustymug. 1. When a surfer has the runs/explosive diarrhea and is waiting for the next set (of waves) too far from the beach to make it to a bathroom and "let's it go" while sitting on his or her board
2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard
2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard
Brodie was super embarrassed when he went back out too soon after eating Indian food and ended up with a rusty (surf)board.
I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.
I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.
by DerHoffMan June 16, 2016
Get the rusty surfboardmug. A rusty skillet is when you cum inside of a woman that is on her period, leaving her insides coated in a pink mess, resembling the rust in an old, uncared for skillet.
My girlfriend was on her period the other ngiht, but I didn't let that stop me... I gave her a rusty skillet.
by Le'Henry September 20, 2020
Get the Rusty skilletmug. by Gnarly174738 April 30, 2014
Get the rusty ganachemug. A Sex act popular in medævel times in which one person sticks a flute up another person’s snake burrow and plays a Celtic folk tune, before abruptly breaking off the flute so that part of it remains lodged up the pebble factory, Then farts triumphantly.
Would that thou wouldst rusty gillespie me.
I wouldst.
Oh hell ya
Just blast me off Charlie
You got it
I wouldst.
Oh hell ya
Just blast me off Charlie
You got it
by trilliam turdsworth March 11, 2022
Get the Rusty gillespiemug. This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.
"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"
Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"
Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"
by oddjob in the shire November 3, 2010
Get the rusty jacketmug.