If you get skilled with that texas boomerang, you could theoretically drop a load on your ass and your face.
by KarlKox September 10, 2025
Get the Texas Boomerangmug. Buttfucking before the first date.
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
Get the texas tea and cookiesmug. by Tjeerdmachine August 7, 2025
Get the Texas rope pullmug. Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
Get the Texas tea kettlemug. by noway421 June 18, 2022
Get the Texas kissmug. by StihlSlinger August 9, 2024
Get the Texas Hog Lickermug. A six-pack of beer but each is 16 fluid ounces instead of the typical 12.
I'm not even sure if it's just a Texas or southern thing but it's the perfect amount to catch a vibe.
I'm not even sure if it's just a Texas or southern thing but it's the perfect amount to catch a vibe.
by All3y_C4t September 25, 2021
Get the Texas 6-packmug.