Turd Burglar

One who takes shit or allows themself to be spoken down to by others.

“Poor Jeff, he always allows his boss to talk down to him, poor turd burglar”

by Sir Francis Argaf June 8, 2022

Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.

Person 1: “Trump 2020”
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”

by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020

Turd burger

Some one who eats turds

Charlie is a turd burger

by Shjaajqvwcwvjq March 16, 2019

Turd Sock

A turd that is made into a sock

Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!

by WISE7890 October 15, 2015

turds and kinkos

At trip to the toilet to poop

I’ll be right back guys I have to go to turds and Kinkos

by Jacksome July 7, 2024

Cum Turd

The phrase “Cum Turd” refers to when you take a dump and feel way better afterwards.

“Dude, I just laid a major cum turd in the guest bathroom. I feel like I just lost ten pounds.”

by 0s0r0 December 6, 2024

turd

Bryce Jacobs

Oh my gawd, he is such a Turd

by pseudonym-Bryce Jacobs July 18, 2017