Dick tits

Typically found on tall women like between the ages of 40-death. More than likely has breastfed at least 5 children.

When freely hung, they droop below the belly button. They are much longer than the typical set. The nipples must be large enough to resemble the head of a penis.

Hey Lalemo! How you get that black eye?

Man my baby mama was cooking me grits without a bra on and turned around and hit me in the damn eye with her dick tits!

by BreadMan Cometh January 14, 2020

Tit for a task'et

When a verbal argument occurs between two people that can only be settled with a old maids basket.

I was so mad at him... You know it was a tit for a task'et.

I won't forgive him until he gives me his grandmother's basket

by Happy morningstar January 15, 2020

Tough tits

Get over it Tought tits

Sorry jake but tough tits

by flying fuck @q.com January 22, 2020

Tit meal

one large breast on a plate

"do u want anything mate"
"yeah grab me a tit meal bruv"

by Large cod and chips November 15, 2020

that shit is the tits

When one is describing something that is the best of the best. Something that is very high quality and/or exceedingly enjoyable.

"Have you tried the pad thai here? That shit is the tits"

by Chlopdx November 25, 2020

Tit wiggling

Describes two or three kids messing around and taking time up

Those little boys are tit wiggling around

by Awesomeboy3,000 May 9, 2020

Tit sucker

A mamas boy who always talks about his mother doing shit for him

Austin: I love my mommy so much!! , she made me cookies today

Jacob: you're lowkey a tit sucker bruh

by Aananann June 7, 2020