retard

someone who thinks that a PC's performance relies on an SD card commonly gets provinces mixed up with cities in the United States of America and has no ability to sit still for more than 3 seconds. Name usually starts with an R standing for retard.

Person 1: Hey look at that retard being annoying while people are trying to teach him to use a spreadsheet
Person 2: Yeah fuck him.

by suckthisdickspick November 15, 2018

retard wrednesday

Worse than the usual Wednesday "hump day", worse than a write-off day, a retard wrednesday is when you can't articulate words correctly (written and/or verbal), your brain feels like it took a vacation without you, and it's really, really hard to focus.

June 2, 2010 was such a retard wrednesday because it took me an hour and a half to muster enough focus to execute the simplest tasks at work.

by rosemarylong June 2, 2010

Retarded

Elijah

Elijah is retarded

by Idubbbz is famous May 20, 2019

Retard

1. French word for delay

2. Slur used at people who have disabilities

Only say retard if you’re talking about a delay of something in French.

by Gbear42 January 15, 2022

Fat Retard

JACE

JACE IS A FAT RETARD

by ADASDAFAE June 24, 2022

Retard Syndrome

When you're zooted beyond comprehension and your friends look retarded or act retarded.

Why's this nigga look like he have retard syndrome.

by Cockblaster69000 May 22, 2023

Fucking Retard

Delay or hold back in terms of progress, being more retarded than a retard, or having the name Brady or Spencer.

Goddamn Brady you’re such a fucking retard!

by TheNutOfTruth August 30, 2022