Workplace slang for a loose cannon, often used to discreetly signal a red flag in a consort of interest. Usually a broken person displaying bipolar and/or manic tendencies. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds or less.
Tom: "Bro... someone said you were dating your client Gina."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."
by hypnomatic November 24, 2023
Joe has tried to score with three girls so far tonight, but every time, his contraceptive personality got in the way, and we was denied.
by Nick WJ May 03, 2023
by Rosepup May 26, 2021
Explanation of how perfect, amazing, endearing, hot, ideal-for-you, flawless the person you’re inviting is...
You: kakfkakfokskfki like you blah blah blah
Person: you do?
You: yes. So much, in fact, that
Person: that what
You: Will you go to hoco with me?
Person’s name: ...
Person: you do?
You: yes. So much, in fact, that
Person: that what
You: Will you go to hoco with me?
Person’s name: ...
by Itchinnandburnin September 12, 2019
The luckiest person in the world is Jaimie because she has the most loving and incredibly perfect girlfriend the gods above could ever create. It's like they took a star out of the sky and gave it to her saying "this is yours to love" and that star was Rose.
Rose is the epitome of perfection. She is perfection personified. She is incredibly talented and kind. Amazingly beautiful and supportive. She is the secret garden that Jaimie wants to run away to each day. That place that is so calming and pretty and that's always there when you need it. That is what Rose is.
And for Jaimie to be allowed to love her? Makes her the luckiest person in the world.
Rose is the epitome of perfection. She is perfection personified. She is incredibly talented and kind. Amazingly beautiful and supportive. She is the secret garden that Jaimie wants to run away to each day. That place that is so calming and pretty and that's always there when you need it. That is what Rose is.
And for Jaimie to be allowed to love her? Makes her the luckiest person in the world.
by tofuv.com September 17, 2023
by LDogyeahyoureadthatright August 23, 2017
A pigeon person has the same traits as a pigeon and its relationship to person that feeds it. If you see a pigeon and you feed it - after it won't fuck off. A pigeon person is when you preform some act of kindness towards the pigeon person and then they won't leave you alone then after, thinking that they are bff's with you and not giving you any time alone when your in public.
Person1:"Hows you new bestie?"
Person2:"He's not my fucking friend, I seen him on his own in school so I talked to him and now he won't fuck off."
Person1:"Sounds like a Pigeon Person to me."
Pigeon Loner
Person2:"He's not my fucking friend, I seen him on his own in school so I talked to him and now he won't fuck off."
Person1:"Sounds like a Pigeon Person to me."
Pigeon Loner
by Shitionary May 16, 2016