Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom

The phenomenon that, no matter how good something is, if you mix it with something bad for long enough, you'll eventually associate it negatively.

Derived from how great air freshener smells in the store, but by the time you've used it to cover up 20 odd poops in the bathroom, you'll forever associate the smell with poop and will hate it.

Jane: Hey Laura, where are them fantastic shoes you bought a few months back?

Laura: Yeah they succumbed to the Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom. I wore them round Stu's house too many times. Now when I look at them they look sad and pathetic, so I dumped them when I dumped him.

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Her: Didn't you used to like Love Actually?

Him: Yeah but after watching The Walking Dead 3 seasons too long, I now can't look at Andrew Lincoln without hearing that goddam accent.

by tain london December 25, 2022

Australian Air Pocket

The act of flagellating on oneself and the flagellants gets trapped between the anus and the back of the scrotum causing a tickling sensation.

Aaron ate a lot of beans an farted giving himself an Australian Air Pocket.

by Kamo89 January 2, 2023

puts on air

to act in a way that shows one thinks one is better than other people

Patrick: “Do you mean she ‘puts on air’? That’s just fancy talk”

by imQaif January 12, 2023

the air is gonna wizzy

how to warn your bros when it's about to start raining.

"bro.... i think the air is gonna wizzy soon.."

by hyrulefrog July 21, 2023

breath of fish air

a queef that is directed at the nostrils, usually during 69

We were doing 69 and she gave me a breath of fish air

by RelaxedBreak98 July 28, 2023

jam-packed with air.

A phrase meaning empty, created by a remote with limbs.

Aw man, this package is jam-packed with air.

by J#uy July 31, 2023

Fermented Booty Air

A term used to describe a rather musty fart

Gryffin: Sorry guys I just released some fermented booty air.

by Themanspam August 4, 2023