Muffin man

I guy with a awesome haircut

I want to have a haircut like the muffin man

by Spinksaay November 24, 2020

Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)

This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.

by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025

Muffin

Me love da muffin…
Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum fart Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum bum Yum Yum!!!🧁

I love muffins

by Bob Open hood August 28, 2021

Muffin Milker

A man whom loves to give cream pies

I am a proud muffin milker

by Big black bic pen April 25, 2022

taint muffin

a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.

Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin

by taint muffin November 16, 2016

Muffin

There is no explanation for this one. It is what it is

Muffin has arrived

by Da muffin July 22, 2020

Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish

The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.

by Kehoneycutt February 28, 2020