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This month goes from December 25th to January 25th. During this month, you are allowed to make fun of people with names which begin with the letter J
Joe: Today Is Going to be a good day!
Mike: Loser
Joe: Oh no, it’s Make fun of people with J names month :(
by JellyfishEater December 24, 2022
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If thats what makes you sleep at night.

If thats what makes you sleep at night- Commonly used phrase to make peers nearby laugh. But mainly it means what your trying to say is impossible and would never happen.
Kid :"DUDE I CAN DUNK NOW"
Other Kid: "Yeah if thats what makes you sleep at night."
Other kids: "BHAHHAH"
by Marztav January 9, 2009
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making whale noises on the big white phone

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.
by JV Biff July 19, 2010
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Don't make me snap my fingers

"Don't make me snap my fingers"
(DMMSMF for short)

When you annoy a ghetto chick you know that this is imminent...

Usually followed by "Hold ma earrings gurl" and preceded by "oh hell no"
Shaniqua: Hey mom can you get me some candy?
Mom: No Shaniqua you're less than an idea weight already
Shaniqua: OH HELL no bitch don't make me snap my fingers!
by Juango May 30, 2013
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National Stop making fake Holidays Day

Definition: National stop making fake Holidays Day
Use:
Person 1: Today is national people who are 6'0 and have black hair day! Because I said it is!
Person 2: No.
by makeitnow December 6, 2020
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1. What you say when your friends catch you eating something off the floor.
2. What you say to a friend that dropped something while cooking for a large group of people.
Boy: *drops cookie on the floor*

Girl: "Oh my god... Don't eat that!"

Boy: "What's wrong with it? A little floor spice makes everything nice. XD
by f this... too many names December 23, 2012
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You (can) make book on that

This expression can be used in reference to quickly explaining an idea, motive or action to make a very firm point. It's a way of saying that something is certain and will happen no matter what. The use of the word 'book' is synonyms with 'print.' Once something is printed (i.e. newspaper, novel), it is permanent.
"The Breakfast Club" (1985)
Vernon says, "Now, I may not have caught you in the act this time, but you can bet I will."
Allison laughs.
Vernon replies, "You can make book on that, missy!"

"Don't worry they will spend her money one day, you (can) make book on that."
Source: Ryder Williams, New York
by Ryder Williams January 21, 2008
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