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Muffin Patch

Heyyy honey bun
Heyyy muffin patch
by HoneyBunzes May 16, 2023
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steamed muffin

steamed-muffin (noun)

Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/

1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.

2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.
“As the Ancient Muffin Prover states, A steamed muffin clouds the mind; let yours remain clear and cool.”

“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”

“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”
by DADDYJCUB November 10, 2025
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Kentucky Muffin Basket

The Kentucky Muffin Basket is a taboo incestuous sex act involving family members (e.g., father, daughter, son) in a rural setup. It entails stuffing hot corn muffins into the daughter’s vagina, followed by double penetration from father and son, pulverizing the muffins into a cum-mixed slurry, and consuming the messy creampie as a degrading family feast.
“Sorry man, I can’t come out tonight by dad wants me home for a Kentucky Muffin Basket.”
by BrahmaBubba September 28, 2025
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muffin titty

Muffin titty is when a girl puts on a bra that is so tight her tits squeeze out of the top.
Guy 1: check out that trick her shits hanging out everywhere!
Guy 2: hell yea straight muffin titty ass lookin bitch.
by Lanawestfall95 July 11, 2017
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dork muffin

by dorkmuffin420 April 3, 2020
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Zylch Muffin

An Individual who often zylches for or with another individual, typically for sexual pleasure for either one or both parties.
You are my little Zylch Muffin

I love all my Zylch Muffins
by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024
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eshay eshay muffin

a cool person with dope vibes and good taste in music
person 1 : yo what do you think of that guy
person 2: yeah i recon hes an eshay eshay muffin
by eshay eshay muffin July 13, 2020
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