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Burger King

A shitty, greedy fast food franchise owned by fat managers who sit on their lap behind their desks all day watching the money flow into their fat bank accounts while illegally cutting down rainforest in developing countries just to be able to produce beef.

After they lowered the company taxes here, EVERY single fast food franchise lowered their prices, except Burger King. 100% legitimate sign of greed and unwillingness to satisfy customers.

The service is also shitty, a few weeks ago i went there and ordered a Crispy Chicken meal, i clearly stated that i wanted NO sauce, salad or anything, just the plain burger, and of course the idiots got my order wrong. I kindly went back and asked if they could replace it, but their answer?

- Sorry, we can't replace your burger, there are other customers waiting and we can't spend so much, sorry.

Seriously, WTF? I eventually threatened to file a suit against the restaurant for not giving me something i paid for, firstly then she replaced it and gave me some of the money back too. I guess she wasn't that bad afterall, i can imagine that the managers brainwashed them into just being quick and don't give shit about what the customer wants.

So my advice is to stay away from Burger King, there's so much better food to spend your money on, if you're going to eat fast food atleast go to a proper place like McDonald's, friendly service and for once the staff is willing to treat their customers nice, also the prices are cheaper etc.
Burger King has been caught several times with destroying villager's homes in tropical zones and burning and chopping down the rainforests there just to put their own interests in agriculture etc, this poses a serious threat to the environment and the local habitation.
by Nangko February 21, 2012
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drag king

n. Origin not clear. A woman who dresses up like a man. Most likely created to parallel drag queen.
by super love May 29, 2003
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kottonmouth kings

Shitty as fuck "rap" group made up of a few suburban white bros. Can often be heard playingly loudly from ridiculously lifted bro trucks covered with metal mullisha or skin industries stickers.
Lets go bro out and get faded while listening to kottonmouth kings brooo.
Lets go off road in our bro truck and listen to some KMK.
by niggaaa September 28, 2006
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Sacramento Kings

Has the most dumbass fans who have the most twisted logic on this earth. Although not all their fans are like this, the one's I know do
Sacramento Kings fans: The Lakers suck! I mean, they DO have 14 championships and they DO have the greatest all-time win PTC. and they DO have a better record againts the Kings, BUT The Kings have NO championships, a LOSING all-time win ptc. and have a WORSE record againts the Lakers!

Lakers fan: Riiiight....
by Geeter August 20, 2006
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The King of the World

King Slim is the most kick ass person to ever live! All Hail King Slim!
by King Slim August 10, 2004
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Burger King

They suck. Their food is decent. You only get one pack of sauce, and you have to pay money for every pack after that.
by Yo Momma December 28, 2004
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king charles

When two gay men widen their eurethra in order to fit an erect penis inside of it
Bro I overheard Ashley's gay best friend say he was King Charlesing it with his boyfriend last night
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