just clawse

What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)

I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!

by QuacksO November 23, 2018

lets just be friends

nigga got friend zoned

lets just be friends, sike nigga you gay

by nigward0069 August 1, 2021

i just am

Your too lazy aint ya?

Teacher:What wrong
Kid:i just am

by Linteokit2 September 20, 2021

Just Unicorn

Person of many job Hats ,someone amazing who is hard to catch or simply a very rare find that was needed
Just Unicorn LLC

That guy was a Just Unicorn, Prefect

by Just Unicorn LLC December 22, 2024

just kinda there

when something is not good but not bad either, a nicer way of calling something mid

game reviewer title: this game is just kinda there

by tyjtyjftyjddghj June 10, 2023

Pilgrimage Just Do Nothing

When man goes to Brentford Odeon in his whip or on the bus to watch Big In Japan

Pilgrimage just do nothing is not for Kold FM wastemen

by TherealTaka August 27, 2021

I just want to hug you

It's a politer way to tell someone that you just want to fuck them

I just want to hug you

by Idk man, something January 8, 2019