I just want to hug you

It's a politer way to tell someone that you just want to fuck them

I just want to hug you

by Idk man, something January 8, 2019

Just Grassians

Group of individuals enjoying the known game "Just Grass", created by mint

Hey look at those just grassians having fun dancing on top of eachother

by NotOven October 15, 2022

Just want to help people

Shut the fuck up Rick.

Hym "Jordan Peterson does not just want to help people. Jordan Peterson wants to be the golden prophet and surpass Jung. Which he isn't and won't. He wants you launder his deliberate misreading of text to validate a religion he doesn't actually believe in so his kids won't actually have to do the things he expects everyone else to do (i.e. suffer) and he is going to expend capital to ensure that the rest of you do exactly that... And I'm going to help! Because I'm the ultimate helper! So, rest assured, if he succeed against me you WILL suffer. At my hand or because of me. The only path forward for me is victory and if that victory is defined by Jordan Peterson you will all pay the price."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

just me uce

A saying by Jey Uso
Yeet

JUST ME UCE!!!!!! DAY ONE-ISH, JUST ME UCE!!!!!!!!

by Wait… Is that Clay? December 5, 2024

Pilgrimage Just Do Nothing

When man goes to Brentford Odeon in his whip or on the bus to watch Big In Japan

Pilgrimage just do nothing is not for Kold FM wastemen

by TherealTaka August 27, 2021

《¤》Aoc3《¤》aoc3《¤》Aoc3《¤》if you do not want me to breathe then just say that notion in proofu《¤》¤

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😱:《¤》Aoc3《¤》aoc3《¤》Aoc3《¤》if you do not want me to breathe then just say that notion in proofu《¤》¤

by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."

1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*

by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021