Josh

A Josh is likely a Mexican even though he may not admit it. They enjoy peanut butter on hotdogs, and put peanut butter on their own hotdog occasionally to have the dog lick it off. They may seem innocent, but thousands of Nigerian slaves reside in Josh's basement.

Person 1: Hey señor let me fuck your dog man.

Person 2: OH fuck, it's Josh!

by Obama's Landfill Ass April 6, 2022

josh

he acts really gay. like super gay. unnecessary gay. but hes 100% straight.

hes annoying as hell but you just cant stop talking to him.

" hey josh how are you?! "
* walks away *

by someoneswatchingme October 17, 2021

Josh Hutcherson

The guy that really wants you to blow his whistle

*insert 2014 edit of josh hutcherson here*

Josh hutcherson: Can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know

by Literally Nyan Cat January 11, 2024

Josh-JCJgames

asshole who has a black girl as a slave who edits vids

dickhead josh-jcjgames

by Gingerbiggy May 22, 2019

Josh

Big dick

Had to whip my josh out

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Josh

Short for Joshua. A guy whose defining characteristic is his inconsistency. The only thing consistent about him is his eternal refusal to reply to texts and be respectful. Selfish to the core and short in every sense and region, this guy will never have ambitions outside his teenage fantasies.

"did Josh ever text you back?"
"what do you think?"
"I'm guessing that's a no."
"uh huh."

by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

josh

josh is a lazy person tbh he will not wake up he spends his whole semester in bed

Mom: GET UP

josh: NO

by monkey with an ak May 18, 2021