Just Jerkoff January

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month

"How was Destroy Dick December?
-It turned bad, I'll simply do Just Jerkoff January instead."

by Djes_ January 29, 2021

You have just been Jordo'd

A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service

Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd

by jantele February 1, 2021

It just needs more salt

The theory is putting more salt on a already disgusting piece of food. This phrase was created by Tommyinnit and Quackity.

My friend "Ugh, this steak is disgusting"
Me: "It just needs more salt

by IAmCUBEyt February 15, 2021

Justing

When you are simply owning life! Most commonly seen involving (but not limited to) bunning hats, lawnmowers and a few cold ones

“What are you up to mate?”

“Not a lot. Mowing the lawn, having a beer....just Justing mate!"

by freethefeed February 18, 2021

I just danced the railway

Doing something risky but fun, like dancing on railway tracks before a locomotive bears down upon your somewhat destructible flesh.

“Shit man you nearly got hit by that truck, why the fuck were you doing the moonwalk in the street?”
“Yeah man ‘I just danced the railway’”

by Phukphase February 20, 2021

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021

It’s just coke!

When ur mom says she doesn’t have alcohol in her cup and says to try it

You:what’s that

Mom: it’s just coke!

by C00chi man March 6, 2021