Fire in the Paint Shed

Stealthy language used to inform your roommate(s) that you'll be engaging in coitus in the house, dorm room, apartment, or shared hotel room. The request to vacate said premises for the entire duration of the shagging is assumed.

1. (Via text)

Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."

Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."

Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."

by pleaseme June 1, 2012

Dakota Fire Pit

When you have sex with your penis covered in Bengay while watching a MTV Most Frightened Performance winner Dakota Fanning.

Wow dude, you did the Dakota fire pit with her?

by Delta431 August 9, 2021

Fire starter thighs

A chick whose fat thighs rub together as she walks. The terms coming from how you'd rub two logs together to create a flower.

Yo...that chick has some fire starter thighs.

by Taswaysha February 8, 2007

Cold Fire

The Best Room On MSN Chats.

I am so bored, oh i know, I'll go chat in Cold Fire.

by BOB December 19, 2004

Texas Fire Hose

During Oral Sex you ejaculate so hard Jizz shoots out her nose which results in a splatter of semen to your own face.

last night Amy screwed me i got Texas Fire Hosed because she can't keep it down

by Pin Head Larry May 6, 2011

Alaskan Fire Hydrant

The act of setting the room on fire then having an orgasm and spinning around to put it out

Dude, I had an amazing night last night.
Oh and what was so great?
Well I was masturbating and then I decided to pull an Alaskan Fire hydrant.

by jgold1224 December 19, 2011

Turkish Firing Squad

A person inserts 1 to 2 large bags of jelly beans into their rectum before standing above a blind-folded, second person and shooting them in the chest .

Hey man, where's the bathroom ? I got a Turkish Firing Squad on deck!

by thekwafer December 25, 2010