Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022

shower bath head

The best way to describe a terrible human

Friend: wow I love Jorge Lorenzo
Me: Ew he’s such a shower bath head

by Smeho June 12, 2018

Golden Shower

When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.

I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.

by real_golden_showers March 11, 2023

Shower Curtain

a hairstyle which encompasses a man’s large bald spot on top while he has allowed the remainder of his hair to grow to shoulder length or longer resulting in a shower curtain style ring of hair. A dome and fringe

The next door neighbor removed his hat and we all realized he was rocking the “shower curtain” look.

by Floridabeachgirl January 26, 2021

sunscreen shower

when you're all mungy from car camping for three days at Bonnaroo and you ain't got time for a real shower so you spray your whole body with sunscreen to mask the smell

Dude, wake up! We gotta hurry and get a good spot for Pearl Jam!

One sec, my pits are pretty nasty. Nothing a quick sunscreen shower can't fix!

by yerkmyjerky August 9, 2019

Thanksgiving shower

After consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving dinner, you proceed to have sexual intercourse. During said intercourse, almost to the point of fruition, regurgitate previous feast onto partner. Aiming for any orifice is strongly recommended for full experience.

Kelsey and I had the best Thanksgiving shower last year, hoping for the same outcome this year

by lumberjack69 November 14, 2018

sunset shower

Similar to a golden shower, but administered by a female who is on the rag.

It'll be dark soon, so get down on the ground and ready yourself for the sunset shower.

by sugartittays November 22, 2009