Marsden High School 

A shitty, poorly funded place where a bunch of cunts all get together and do dumb shit. The education standards are below average and you will learn nothing useful in your six years of being there. The toilets are almost always clogged to the brim with other people's shit, people turn off the light in the boys change room just to dry hump you in the dark and you get in trouble for stating facts.

After attending marsden high school for six years shitty education john found a career in dealing ice to the local junkies.

Marsden High School by Bath Wanker January 8, 2019

Mather highschool

MATHER is ghetto 5-6 fights per week they ain’t even good. Hallways smell like smell like sex and blue raz poshes. Don’t fuck with anyone on the football team specially 24, 14 and 3. Kids be fingering eachother ina back of class. Seniors think they the shit. Freshman are stuck in 6th grade. Bitches be sneaking Ina lunch like it’s the club. Everyone knows who’s getting cheated on except the person. 12 be at the school every other week, ranger days got canceled cause whole mfk school dipped out. You want an education go to Von you want fun come ta Mather

“What highschool you go to?”

“Oh I go ta Mather Highschool”
“FRR y’all hoco was lit asf”
Mather k is ghetto fr

Mather highschool by nastybitchesonly November 11, 2021

tomball junior high 

a crack house full of whores and faggots who run around with juuls in there muffs making themselves look hella gay.
Most importantly tomball is home, tomball is a place where you can truly express yourself by being extra faggot. the athletics department is home to many of the fast greasy niggers and coaches who act like they give a shit

I go to tomball junior high.

Wow, you must get fucked by your cousin on the weekends:)

tomball junior high by youngfatboy June 6, 2018

Lake Region High School

A magical place located in Naples, ME where rednecks, potheads, juulers, anti-socials, emos, trailer trash, meatheads, furries, speds, and sports tryhards (meatheads) come from all over ranging from Casco, Naples, Bridgton, Raymond, Sebago, and trailer parks. Here at Lake Region High School you can go to Friday night lights and watch our football team get their ass beat week after week, we have had one winning season in the last 14 years. Chances are if you go to the bathroom you will see one of the many categories above JUULING, usually these fuck sticks come in packs of 2-6 people. Lake Region High School also changes the grading system every 3 months just to keep you on your toes. If you are feeling like you wanna drop out, cocky, or NEED A FAT JUUL RIP, this is the place for YOU! -student attending the class of 2020

Let's go Lake Region High School it up in the bathroom!

Lake Region High School by jimmyjamesboyguydude October 9, 2018

Hadley Jr High

A middle school located in Glen Ellyn, Illinois. It is home to the stupidest people you'll ever dream of meeting. young teen boys that play 20 different sports at the same time that think they're "pro athletes" while also jumping on bandwagons faster than usain bolt running a 100m. 13 year old girls that dress like white suburban moms with leggings, dyed hair, and Starbucks Frappuccino's they buy with their parents money. And the teachers that always get pissed at the students no matter what they say or do. Think of this place as The Arkham Asylum of middle schools.

Person 1: look, it's a kid from Hadley jr High.

Person 2: how do you know they're from Hadley?
Person 1: come on, the kids wearing white Nike sneakers, a Supreme t-shirt, and skinny jeans. Where else would they come from?

Hadley Jr High by Kaosmaker October 30, 2018

bonney lake high school 

a bummy ass school up in the trees that consist of nicotine addicts that think it’s cool to pass around their nic stick in the bathroom, white girls that bring their nasty ass red bull drinks everyday and white washed black people.

“hey did you hear about that fight that broke out at lunch? i got it on snap i’ll send it to you but don’t post it on your story i’m not tryna get suspended.”

“bonney lake high school home of the panthers and a semi decent female security guard that runs funny.”

bonney lake high school by vibecheckdumbthot October 14, 2019

man who will eat his own nuts 

someone who plays brawl stars and wants to fuck the girls in the game

Mr P: "There goes a man who will eat his own nuts."
Mr S: " Golly you're right, it's your DAD!"

man who will eat his own nuts by hyperpornstardicksexwithdillpi February 15, 2020