A golden bandaid is someone or something who just looks good on the outside but is fake and has something bad or dark underneath
“ I love Justin Timberlake”
“Girl, get over him he is just good on the outside, like a golden bandaid”
“Girl, get over him he is just good on the outside, like a golden bandaid”
by Ched in bed 101 February 21, 2024
by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022
My baker suggested to me that before i put the doughnut into the oil that i must give it a golden dip so it cooks properly.
by Allday 69 December 05, 2019
A figurative golden star is awarded to anyone who eats at least one entire pizza everyday for a week. In practice the Golden Star is mostly used for bragging.
by ComptonGandalf69 April 02, 2019
The act of hate-fucking your ex, and having your friend, or friends, urinate on said ex-girlfriend, while sleeping or passed out.
by Dugey15 January 05, 2012
When you take yellow snow (due to urination) and pack it onto your skin, making you look like a yeti.
by Sir Bangsalotmore September 04, 2022
Pissing over top of someone but them not getting wet. Pissing in a bottle laying sideways on top rack.
by 8008132 April 28, 2023