Emily: Why’d you always call me when you’re high
Loser who will never amount to anything: I’m not high I have allergies why you always stunt in’ on hoes boo since when did you become the Snapchat ghost sheesh
Loser who will never amount to anything: I’m not high I have allergies why you always stunt in’ on hoes boo since when did you become the Snapchat ghost sheesh
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. Emily Kuenstle is a very nice and pretty girl, however she can be very crazy around her real friends. She laughs like a horse on steroids but it's very attractive to some people. She yells about how much she wants dick a lot, but truly she is looking for a long term relationship with a nice attractive boy going by the name Zac Efron.
by libbbbyyyyyy55 February 7, 2018
Get the Emily Kuenstlemug. by The person emily simps for October 10, 2021
Get the Emily Hollinsmug. Emily is the most caring person in the world, she’s always there for you no matter what, she is beautiful even if she doesn’t think it, she is a kind spirited person, she’s the one who you want to keep around, she’s very shy but will open up to you if you let her and give her time, she’s the love of my life, and will always be the love of my life, she doesn’t know how important she is to me, she has beautiful blue eyes that i could look at for hours, her laugh is my favorite thing about her, shes the only girl i want
emily is bonita
by aaliyah_mathis March 22, 2023
Get the Emilymug. The most annoying girl in the world, thinks she's "quirky" cause she acts "spontaneous" with friends.
by weeniexx September 8, 2020
Get the Emilymug. a sexy broad. has a fat ass that I LOVE to eat and suck on. when she puts her toes in my mouth life feels great again. sometimes her pubes are long and almost choke me out but i kinda like being strangled by her long luscious vagina hair. the best part of my day is coming home and peaking out from under her bed as she beats the shit out of bella. i end up coming out at night and lick every inch of her asshole. emily is the love of my life (even tho she is asleep for most of our amazing times together)
by mickeydickens March 17, 2025
Get the emily calladinemug. Emily is a person who has a heart of gold, pretty, stunning, gorgeous, charming and are the complete definition of amazing. They are funny, and will lighten up a room, no matter what . They are also cute, lovable and have a smile that brings everyone joy. No one deserves someone like as cool as Emily and humanity should all be very grateful that they exist, for our sake. People who hate Emily are jealous of their flawless personality and the fact that Emily stole their bitches; Emily has all the drip, all the ladies, all the kindness and all the brains, while remaining a complete gentle girlboss. Sometimes Emily might feel insecure or upset, but this is a reminder of how precious they are to everyone, and that they’ll always have their back.
by moon’s professional girlfriend March 14, 2023
Get the Emilymug.