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Pueblo Community College 

A wonderful, old school (founded 1933). Our mascot is the Panther. Our STUDent body is composed of ninjas, superheros, incredibly hot females, and one weird occasional weird guy. Our faculty is composed of demi-gods, pro wrestlers, and Epic Box.
Go to Pueblo Community College if you want one of the best educational experiences of your life.

Providence College 

A lovely college in rhode island, it is known for it's high class people and the fact that all of them are exactly the same. the population tends to consist mainly of white, upper class, prep school graduates. Many of these individuals are still in that high school buzz where they believe that everyone is as in love with them as they are. they don't all seem to know that the majority of the other people they meet find them to be pretentious, priveleged, snobby, uptight, boring, and all around lame human beings, but that's ok, because their at PROVIDENCE COLLEGE!!!!. the rest of the population, i respect you and wish you luck in hell.
rodger williams student: "hey didja see that group of Providence College kids last night?"
RIC student: "yeah, they were bad people."
URI student: "i think i might go bury myself because i know that people that miserable really do exist."

The Evergreen State College 

College located near Olympia, Wa. witch is full of nothing but stoners, Emo's, and Anti War protesting pussys. (Known as Greeners) School serves no real purpose, and needs to be closed, and all the hippies sent back to Oregon.
Dude, those fucks from the evergreen state college are protesting the troops comming home by chanting to bring them home, fucking retards.

Hampden Sydney College 

It is the home of the emotionally and mentally challenged. Only rich, pompous, faggy fucknuts attend because they are too stupid to be admitted into any other school that is inhabited solely by trust-fund cunts such as Harvard, Princeton, and USC. The only real difference between HSC and the others listed is that the HSC population is entirely homosexual. Seersucker pants, polo shirts with popped collars, and that HSC is an all male college are the greatest indicators to the incredible amount of pompous homosexuality of all who inhabit HSC. God hates HSC and every person that goes there needs to be beaten down with a rusty shovel being that it would be a favor to mankind.
EXAMPLE 1
hey, are you a pompous homosexual who wears seersucker pants and polo shirts with popped collars?

yeah

you are a huge fag. you go to Hampden Sydney College don't you?

why yes i do

EXAMPLE 2
hey, i beat off onto my cereal every morning.

do you go to hsc?

yes, yes i do

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

A shitty "college" located in Newburgh, NY, a totally ghetto town. And yet - the students at the Mount are very different - they're mainly rich white preppy Roman Catholic kids from Long Island or New Jersey. Beware of the river. And beware of your druggie roommate who's father is actually the CFO of some huge Long Island company - if you're mean to the kid he/she'll sue yo' ass and throw you into the poisoned Hudson River.
"Oh dear. I spent all my money shopping...Let's go beg my dad for more, he won't mind..."

iona college

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iona college by Big.daddy eman August 19, 2017