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Crass

a ANARCHOTIC PUNK band with no actual musical talent.
They couldn't play their instruments and used crappy radio clips in there songs.
They had one good song out of many horrible.
they were smart, but sucked at music
Hey, what's that sound? its like nails on a chalkboard

Oh no, it's actually crass
by Televison_bizzle August 22, 2006
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Santa Claus That Hoe

a process in which a guy makes a hoe eat reindeer shit and then sits on her and says hohoho until she cant breath and dies. Then he throws her under the christmas tree, chews up some cum and cookies and spits it on her. The he wraps her and gives her to a kid as a present.
Guy 1: yo, he santa claus that hoe
Guy 2: really?
Guy 1: yea, a kid opened her on christmas morning and had a heart attack
Guy 2: wow!
by Power Surge January 5, 2009
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Cass' Buddies

Rachel: Sistew! I'll miss you soooo much, girlie. ;-; We're still going to college together, right? (Monkey Butt fur shall live on)
Jessie: Other sister! Hang in there, a'ight? Ya' better not leave me on this earth alone, love you too much for that.
Nikki: <3333!!! I LOVE you sooo much, Nikki, and i'll miss you fo'evah. Don't think you'll be so easily forgotton.
Padfoot: Girl we be hangin' out through our thoughts, right? Stay strong, keep up the good work, You're a great girl!
Maddy: Oooh, i'm guhna miss you. I might be back some day soon, but till then..*flashes her badge*
Rain: Girli-o you're so cool, i don't wanna leave you :'( mup on!!
Bella: Aww Bella you were a great daughter, Your mummy loves you!
Mike: Take care of everybody and skurtion for me? I'm counting on you, kid-o.
Naomi: Mommy!! I'll miss you dearly, and i'll NEVER forget you! I'll check it all out some day, again. But until some day, Love you bunches!
Tara: Hey girl i know we didn't chat much but i'm still guhna miss you!
Betz: Betsyyyy, i'll miss yoooou, Take care of N for me, right?
Lori: Hey dude thanks for all the help in math, even though it did get me angry some times. :P Love ya
Ashton: I know we had a lot of fights but i still love ya kid, and i'll see you some day, so keep ya' chin up!
Zack: You were one of my very first friends, and you'll always be my bestest guy friend forever and ever! Mahal na mahal kita, right?
Ali: Girl-i-o! if only we could have talked more, eh? I didn't get enough time to be your friend ;_; Keep the triplets of fuck alive without me?
Matt: Matty! I'm gunna miss you, kidd-o. I don't know how you were related to me, but you were... and that's all that matters. :P Stay fly, a'ight
Kyle: Lol i barely got to know you, but you was the cat's meow. so coolio, i'll see ya some time in the next life, whenever that is.
I'll miss you guys, and never forget a single one of you! (If i fogot you in the list, sorry... all of it applies to you, i'm just stoned off my meds right now)
These people are the coolest, most awsomest, people in the world. If you're lucky, you'll be blessed and meet one of them. I was lucky enough to meet all of them...
by Cassidy February 24, 2005
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CRASS

CRack of an ASS
I wish he had a nicer crass.
by Tavila May 10, 2010
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classy

When a cute and hot girl is siting on a boys lap, means on top of him.
Cute girl: You´re so classy!
Classy boy: Why?
Cute girl: Because I´m sitting on top of you!
by DjReM April 15, 2010
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dragon claws

a connection of the sideburns down in a line down to the chin (i.e. chinsrap) but instead of connecting in the middle there it is shaved, thus resulting in two extentions of the sideburns, leaving two "dragon claws". Mostly for persians, but other races can pull it off.
that nigga ali was shaving his beard into a chinstrap, but he had a revalation, thinking it would be cool to have it not connect at the chin. the nonconnection could also be attributed to ali messing up the middle and covering it up with the amazing DRAGON CLAWS, leaving him as a huge pimp and fucking bitches wenever he wants, because girls love exotic shit baby DGAF!
by ruophelas December 13, 2008
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cass

"Theres this kid named jasper following me"
"Oh my gawd! I think that you're being cassed!"
"OMG WILL I SURIVE?!"
"No, you have only 5 seconds to survive"
by Rabbi010 December 10, 2008
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