Cheshire Cat

When too tight jeans crease under your butt cheeks, making them resemble a smiling cat :3

Emily: How do these jeans look?

Tessa: No way. Totally Cheshire Cat.

Emily: GODDAMN

by T3SoFlyy January 17, 2011

Cat ninja

It has been said that long, long ago, a young boy who was but only 9 years old, witness the gruesome and brutal murder of his beloved parents by the " Hell Hounds" an international street gang/mafia/bad guys...poor little boy found himself wondering on the lonely and terrifying streets.

When something....

Something unbelievable happened !!

A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.

9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.

...and so he did

Bad guy: Give me your money, jewelry and BBQ !

Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)

Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!

by DannyRanDazzle September 23, 2011

glowing cat

fucking a girl in the ass while shoving a glow stick in her vagina and all this while on a table

man, me and Jessica made a glowing cat last night in the kitchen.

by bghjgjvv April 22, 2009

cat time

Rest and relaxation time (what cats do all the time).

I went home after for some cat time.

by Dorado Jackson August 7, 2006

cat on a seizure

Used after "Like a", ect. Meaning: Something being cool, odd, weird, deranged, ect.

Kari: ...And I fell down a flight of stairs!
Michi: That's like a cat on a seizure!

Bob: So, maybe we can hit up that anime con next weekend?
Justin: That'll be like a cat on a seizure!

by Michi Chan May 27, 2005

mowsie cat

a cat that says mow instead of miaow

where is the mowsie cat today?

by carly hinton January 13, 2008

cat thermometer

n. the use of your cat as a device for judging the approximate current temperature, as once perfectly illustrated in Patrick McDonnell's cartoon strip "Mutts"

You don't need a sprawled-out cat thermometer to tell you it's furshlugginer hot in here.

by KitnWhiskers March 15, 2009