cunt cake 

When you bake a cake in the shape of a semi circle and cut out part of the middle, fill it with icing and put a tube of icing in a shape of a ripple like thingy so it looks like a ravashed bagina. put black licorish (no fucking clue how to spell it) and arrange over cake like pubes. Put cherries and cherrie juice in the opening and have a white buldge in the middle for the enourmous clit. Have sexless friend throw face first into cake to eat it out.

Happy birthday little virgin billy. we got you some hot dank vag for your birthday with some poontang on the side. Eat up unless you like da cock.... fag.... I sure love my cunt cake! YAYYYYY CUNT CAKE! The best cunt i ever had... and the only one you will ever have little billy! queer...

cunt cake by haywood jublomi January 27, 2007

pound cake 

A great dessert that you can eat at anytime of the day. If you do not like pound cake than you don't know what amazing tastes like.

Kid: Want some pound cake?
Other Kid: No.
Kid: Your kidding right?
Other Kid: No, I hate it.
Kid: Die!
(Gunshots fired)

pound cake by sonourus almond May 26, 2009

beef cake

What a person becomes after trying weight gain 4000

Eric used weight gain 4000 and is now a beef cake

beef cake by Demonwalrus93 December 31, 2007

pound cake 

Crude reference to the anus, usually indicating its readiness for intercourse.

"After I got done rubbing down brittany I took a feel down stairs and saw that the pound cake was ready."

pound cake by Psycho Miko May 14, 2006

Layer Cake 

Layer Cake is a British gangster thriller published in 200 and later turned into a 2004 film, it follows XXXX A savvy 29-year old drug dealer hoping to pack up his earnings and leave the game to live life as "a gentleman of leisure" when he reaches the age of 30. According to him " I'm not a gangster, just a businessman. And my commodity happens to be cocaine."

The title refers to the human social strata, especially in the British crime underworld, as well as the numerous plot layers in the film.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son

My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me.

Layer Cake by MurderFlakes January 30, 2010

chocolate cake 

An orgasm, ala the Matrix Reloaded.

We went at it all morning, but I didn't get any chocolate cake!

chocolate cake by anonymous January 15, 2004

Ass Cake 

A horrible smell; originates from the smell of drying dog poo on a hot summer day

That milk is bad; it smells like an ass cake.

Ass Cake by Mary Lauren December 27, 2007