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Schrodinger's Asshole 

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a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed
She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!
Schrodinger's Asshole by brookvollerei February 12, 2024
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bleach the pig's asshole

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Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.
You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?
bleach the pig's asshole by P0rky69 February 14, 2024
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twidle my asshole hairs 

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This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.
im gonna twidle my asshole hairs
twidle my asshole hairs by ladybird234 February 27, 2024
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Joe Biden's asshole cigars 

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literally
I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars
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National Send an Ass/Asshole day

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March 30th the National Send an Ass/Asshole photo/video day! But to be honest, it could be everyday. come on!

!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!
GF: *sends ass*
GF: Happy National Send an Ass/Asshole day!
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Eyes bigger than my asshole

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Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
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