apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 2, 2022

apple

1 not an orange

2 not a grapefruit

"pass that apple"

by Pog_Bruh May 4, 2021

ass apple

A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.

A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"

FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.

by hodgepodger January 22, 2021

apple

Overpriced

The new book Apple made costs about $300, I think I'll pass

by Madcap_ November 15, 2016

crying apple

An apple that feels pain and cries when told that it isn’t a nice colour

The red and yellow apple became a crying apple when may called it a terrible name

by Anonymous1019181716 March 22, 2021

apple

a greedy company who sells over priced phones even though there the same every year

hey fuck apple

by axxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxwerfwt December 3, 2020

Apple sauce

To Apple sauce your self you must be a greasy apple fan who goes to all of the iPhone reveals and apple sauce's him self when apple reveal that there new phone can take a picture of you having a shit

Oh man that new iPhone made me Apple sauce my self

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019