Apple sauce

To Apple sauce your self you must be a greasy apple fan who goes to all of the iPhone reveals and apple sauce's him self when apple reveal that there new phone can take a picture of you having a shit

Oh man that new iPhone made me Apple sauce my self

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

Crab apple mcnasty

A person demonstrating a sour, bad attitude . Being in a bad mood or a grouch .

Wow, what did you do to him??, Jason's a real Crab Apple McNasty today"

by CAbbyG November 12, 2019

Apple sauce people

Apple sauce people are better than those “boomer” things

“I’m from the APPLE SAUCE PEOPLE generation, and that makes me superior to you!”

by Winnie_Linuwu November 17, 2019

French Carmel Apple

Where you have such bad explosive diarrhea that it explodes in the males nuts and the girl then proceeds to like of the shit until the balls are clean

After that burrito last night my girl gave me a French Carmel apple

by Delete_this_now November 19, 2019

apple

a doctors' worst nightmare

an apple a day keeps the doctor away

by flaflobla November 19, 2019

Apple

An apple is a fruit, but also a company that makes phones. Thier phones are about as smart as an apple.

(Don’t fel offended by this, it is only a joke)

Apple fans be like:
Oh my god! A new phone model! *Buys it egen though it costs more than you should ever pay for a phone*
What they are thinking:
It is the same s**t as the last model, but i buy it anyways.

by Darth Meme November 24, 2019

Apple

Apple is of cource a fruit, but for the most part it’s a big company that makes phones that everybody buys, but then people also tend to think that the apple phone is a real apple.
Just cause it’s a apple doesn’t mean it belongs in the kitchen.
(Even if it is as smart as an apple and looks like one)

Person one: Hey! Is that the new Apple iPhone ?
Person two: Nah, it’s just my lunch.
Person one: You sure? That looks like the new red iPhone 11your eating.
Person two:....Fuck....

by Sperty November 24, 2019