by bvng bvng July 17, 2014
When a male releases sperm all over his erect penis and lets it dry for several hours. His mistress then has to remove the crust via the tongue later on.
A- "Hey, what happened with you and Shelly the other night? Did you guys hook up?"
B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."
B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."
by Zeeb Starn June 06, 2011
by Mz Honey White July 19, 2011
by Egokiller April 20, 2010
When having anal sex, the milk-stirrer is the one who is putting their dick in the other person's ass. Picture the ass as the milk glass, the (eventual) semen as the milk, and the dick as the spoon stirring the chocolate (poo-poo) and the milk all up. A very sweet image, isn't it?
Bill: That was so awesome when Tyler stirred my milk yesterday.
Ted: Yes, Tyler is a very good milk-stirrer.
Bill: Go fuck yourself, bitch.
Ted: Okay.
*Ted takes out dildo and fucks himself*
Ted: Yes, Tyler is a very good milk-stirrer.
Bill: Go fuck yourself, bitch.
Ted: Okay.
*Ted takes out dildo and fucks himself*
by Manboobs are Cool April 03, 2011
When a male ejaculates into a condom, while the female removes it swallowing the contents from the condom or a vagina.
by NevermoreMe June 21, 2022
A horrible joke played on a younger sibling.
Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
by Baltimore McCree April 02, 2012