Thought fuck

When you have thoughts you want to say but someone constantly interrupts you when you talk.

My girlfriend is such a thought fuck. She just wants to talk about shopping.

by Themitchyo July 25, 2022

The three finger pussy fucking

your not dumbv!! you know what it means

every girl on cookie call uses THE THREE FINGER PUSSY FUCKING !!! you aint the first guy shes called :)

by YOURRDADD April 28, 2022

Fucking Basket

A person, mainly a young male, who is constantly saying stupid shit.

“Ronald, stop being a fucking basket all the time.”

“Andrew was being a fucking basket in class yesterday.”

by Mikepegg7809 May 31, 2019

Fucked poodle

An asshole that cheats on his girlfriend and has hair that makes him look like a poodle

He is such a fucked poodle it makes me sick

by Personthatswroteaboutpoodle January 31, 2016

Fuck Muppet

A sock for a dude to jack off and blow his load into.

I woke up from a long night of drinking and put on a sock that I thought was mine but discovered it was my roommate's fuck muppet when I felt a crusty sensation on my foot.

by Paulie Walnuts 762 September 15, 2019

Fuck-Muppet

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.

This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.

by WBPrime August 14, 2021

fuck me in the fuck fucker

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fuck me in the fuck fucker?!

by fhbhzvdvs zcxvc May 23, 2021