The insertion of a protected erect penis while covered in your choice of hot sauce into your partners anus OR in said case the "chili ring". this will result in a breakup and the victim not being able to sit down for a week.
by matters jackett June 20, 2010
Matt, my roomie, always plays "A Song of Ice and Fire" when he want to put ice cubes up my boy-hole and suck him off -- I can't push them out until he has a throat-gasm!
by USAF Cadet November 05, 2020
Tom: How did it go with that red head Teresa last night?
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah
by CM Billingsworth July 04, 2011
Much like the chinese fire drill. you pull up next to a really nice car, convince them to also get out of their car, then you get back into the nicer of the two cars and drive off.
"Oh my goodness Jim, a Lambourghini! lets ditch this piece of shit civic and pull a jewish fire drill for their ride."
by K-dizzle2434332210 May 21, 2009
I guy and a girl are bangin so hard and fast that the friction created provides enough heat for both partners pubs to light on fire. It is very painfull!
by Will Butterton June 09, 2008
One places sriracha on the tip of their penis, and then inserts into their partner whom is in the doggy style position. First to scream is the crab, and receives a buttering.
by Firecrab December 17, 2015
Stealthy language used to inform your roommate(s) that you'll be engaging in coitus in the house, dorm room, apartment, or shared hotel room. The request to vacate said premises for the entire duration of the shagging is assumed.
1. (Via text)
Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."
Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."
Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."
Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."
Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."
Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."
by pleaseme March 03, 2012