salad fingers

Salad fingers is a WOMAN. It took a few viewings but I am finally of this opinion due to a couple of pointers...

She has the voice of an old woman.
male dude falls in love with salad fingers
nettles make her lactate

by Bigoldhippy March 16, 2005

Wine Fingered

The past act of pleasuring a women by using a bottle of wine, not champagne, then drinking a mixture of the wine and vagina juices.

Cole: "Ya I wine fingered her last night"
Austin: "Did you drink the juices?"
Cole: "Yes, it had a sweet taste."

by EarToucher December 21, 2012

Salad fingers

This cartoon is just completely fucked up, how it was even legal to put this cartoon online is beyond me! I was shown the 1st episode of salad fingers and it disturbed me so much I stopped watching after 5 minutes!!! Howeber, people that I know have managed (somehow) to survive full episodes of this twisted shit, and I will never know how this was ever possible but the cartoon got worse! The man (I'm presuming) who was responsible for salad fingers needs to go to a phsyciatric ward and stay there until he realised the error of what he's done!!

Salad fingers: a schizophrenic,deformed pedophile.

by I'm unreal 2001 June 12, 2016

Finger monkey

When you finger a girl and beat your chest like a monkey.

Opt. Assert dominance by howling like a monkey.

Hey girl, be careful, I'll give you a wild night, but I can be a real finger monkey in bed.

by Nonamenelly March 26, 2017

Islamic finger

To pose in front of a camera with your finger in the air.

Mostly used by Islamic terrorists after great success.

The meaning of this gesture could be one of the following:
- finger in the air if you're a flaming homosexual.
- I have one life left.
- I fingered my goat.
- Look up.
- You keep filming, look up damn it.
- This finger caused all this carnage.
- I take this finger to be my husband.

"Jihadi Pete poses in front of the camera in triumph with his Islamic finger in the air and a severed head in the other hand, dandy as always, dandy like wallpaper in a freshly bombed out Aleppo residence" ...

by DeadGoat November 1, 2017

Broken fingers

A rolled blunt or joint that looks like a broken finger. Usually means the blunt or joint is rolled uneven or rolled when you are already high.

I'm already blazed, I already know I'm about to roll a broken finger.
Stuff these joints 'till they look like broken fingers

by ScissorsTheLaxBro May 27, 2011

finger hunting

When you lose something and you hunt for it with your fingers.

doode i lost my change.
it must be in the cushion of the couch.
okay... i'll go finger hunting for it.

by emljrejrioweneofi March 7, 2008