This means to give so much head to someone they almost get irritated. It’s the act of relentlessly slobbing on a knob, to a point of mental insanity’s
by Davis’s March 27, 2024

“Basically right, club necking is where you’re in a club and you see a fit bird and you say ‘ay, come ere’ (necking sounds)” -my brother Ben
Ollie: Sam whats club necking?
Sam: well my brother said it’s like this, (definition of club necking)
Sam: well my brother said it’s like this, (definition of club necking)
by Big_Wang123 January 1, 2020

by ginoaye April 12, 2017

A homie who really needs some fucking sleep. Has an incredible skill to pick you apart almost instantly. Very trustworthy and not as funny as they think.
by Bench Neck November 22, 2021

by Cangt February 20, 2018

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.
Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery
by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019

Orange Necks are kinda like Red Necks, but WAY dumber, and even MORE inbred. 😜🤪 Orange Necks are at the very bottom of the evolutionary chain. Even dumber than Neanderthals and just barely higher than chimpanzees. 🐒 Orange Necks rarely seek mates outside of their immediate family members. Their motto is "incest is the best!." They reside in places where your wife is also your sister. They are rabid followers of Donald Trump. They actually think that he's out for their best interest, 😂 when in reality, he milks them for every penny, then tosses them away like a used condom.
by Apachicano October 14, 2025
