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puddle tits

When someone ejaculates onto some titties with such force, it creates a crater on top of the titty. The crater is filled with the ejaculate, forming a puddle tit.
Dat bitch ova dere definitely got dem puddle tits I was tellin' ya'll bout last night.
by Bawlsohard February 12, 2015
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tit reel

a form of torture inflicted on a woman tits, when you tie leather or strig around some tits and pull really hard.

can also be used in sex.
woman: tit reel me, daddy
man: yes maam
by grcfhvjklthrcjnrihfvj8nhvfhntu December 29, 2020
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Greatest tits

A compilation of the greatest hits. Usually of a sassiest and classiest chick of a pop singer. Crème de la crème of pop stardom.

E.g. Mariah Carey, Beyoncé, Madonna, Whitney Houston, et al.
Man do I luv that Greatest tits compilation by the Queen of Sass ( Mariah Carey).
by MaddCatt April 24, 2021
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Tit-drunk

When a man dated women solely because of their chest size, ignoring all other characteristics.
"What a rack his new bird has...but a face and body like a car accident. Yeah, he must be tit-drunk."
by Tokerific March 20, 2019
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Free-titting

The act of going around without wearing a bra.
I don’t want to wear my bra to the store. I think I’ll Go free-titting!
by Suzyq46 August 21, 2019
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Hammer Tits

When a girls tits are bigger than her ass and give the look of a hammer and or being top heavy.
Yeooooo that chicks got some hammer tits eh
by Meme Dungeon July 1, 2019
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Tit tuba

Noun
Tits similar in shape size and smell to a tuba.
Holy shit, those were the wonkiest tit tubas I’ve ever seen. They even smelled the part.
by Detective Tituba November 29, 2018
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