Dead fish moment

Phrase you can say when literally anything happens. Especially good to use when something ironic happens.

Person 1: "Damn, I'm too short to reach the ladder I want at the hardware store."
Person 2: "Dead fish moment."

OR

*Literally anything happens*
Person 1: "Dead fish moment."

by andrewthesixth February 2, 2023

Dead Man Talking

A survivor of a suicide attempt.

He lived! Dead man talking from now for sure.

by Xavier96 September 22, 2022

Dead man's fingers

When a girl gets fingered by a guy with really cold hands

"You got fingered last night?"

"Yeah it was freezing though, dead man's fingers"

by Chonk111 June 6, 2019

Dead Nigga Syndrome

When that nigga dead af

"Ayeo what happend to Daquan?"
"Man, he got Dead Nigga Syndrome"
"Aw shit, i liked that guy"

by [._.] December 26, 2020

Dead Kid Walking

1) a kid who barely shows emotions or who have trouble expressing them self.

2) a kid who shows either a lot of emotion or about the normal amount.

They often say unhinged or 'creepy things'. They may enjoy things such as singing, writing, digital/traditional art, or reading books and or manga. They often hyperfixate on a few things or jump between multiple fandoms weekly.

Person 1) Oh he's probably a dead kid walking...
Person 2) what makes you say that?
Person 1) he's always just sitting at the benches and reading that book.

by Internet_Axle October 24, 2022

Alfred The Dead Kid

Also known as "Brendan Forester" he used to have a channel with over 70 subscribers called "alfred the dead kid" but deleted it due to tons of toxic stuff happening there and drama.

Alfred the dead kid had a girlfriend who cheated on him which hurt him, thats one reason he quit youtube,he has yet to date another girl and says "he will never date again because he doesn't want to go through that again"

by Pastelowouwu July 2, 2020

Dead dick dive

When a naked man dies during swimming

Carl had a dead dick dive. His funeral is at noon in three weeks

by The weirdo in your pants July 28, 2022