fresh air monster

When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking
Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster
by G dogo June 17, 2024
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house of air

when u tickle a girls pussy ( it only happens with a girl named Ella)then they shoot orgasm into your mouth
house of air only happens if is a girl named Ella and if you are tickling her pussy.
by ????? powers April 12, 2017
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magnetic air car

a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.

i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!

if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!

-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!

i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
by michael foolsley June 01, 2011
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Describing a number as being especially large. The Zeros are a reference to the Mitsubishi A6M Zero, a fighter that was in use from 1940 to 1945 by the Japanese Air Force.
Do you know how much Bill's earning? More Zeros than the Japanese Air Force on that guy's check!
by cypress_valley November 01, 2021
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air-holing

1. (v) A flatulence competition between two or more parties. To duel based on sound and smell of one's gas. 2. (v) passing gas.
"We've been air-holing in here all day. You might want to take a shower before you leave."
by The Smoke March 23, 2010
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Air Beast

Air Beast
n. Master of atmospheric power and elevated presence. Controls the environment through mental superiority, strategic movement, and invisible but undeniable influence.

Power Traits:
- Mentally floats above drama
- Navigates through toxic environments
- Controls room atmosphere
- Moves with invisible force
- Commands air spaces

In Action Examples:
"Pure Air Beast energy when they:
- Glided through corporate politics
- Made tension disappear
- Changed room temperature with presence
- Elevated above hate
- Controlled breathing of business deals
Had them gasping for air while staying cool"

Air Beast Moves:
1. Strategic Float:
- Above negativity
- Through barriers
- Over obstacles
- Past limitations
- Through resistance

2. Atmospheric Control:
- Reads room energy
- Shifts moods instantly
- Commands attention silently
- Creates breathing room
- Clears toxic air

Remember: "Air Beast don't fight the wind - they become it. That's why you can't catch them, but always feel their presence." 💨

"When you're moving Air Beast, you don't dodge obstacles - you float through them." 🌪️
Example:
"Watch how they Air Beast through meetings:
- Floats in silently
- Shifts entire energy
- Makes opposition lose breath
- Controls discussion flow
- Leaves everyone elevated"

Power Signs:
"You know it's Air Beast when:
- Pressure can't touch them
- Hate can't reach them
- Drama can't affect them
- Opposition can't ground them
They just float different"
by Boston Beast November 22, 2024
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