A BBW girl who is unreliable and sloppy. She constantly does whatever it takes to make a buck or get a loan. Men use her as a dirty sex toyi.
by therealestgenius December 1, 2016
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.
by BREAKINGUP JACKASS May 18, 2022
Get the DUMP DONKEYmug. When you're hitting it from behind and pop your balls into the booty hole then she clench down and start crawling around on all fours, draggin you behind her.
by Lizzinonsomezizuuuurp October 27, 2022
Get the The Cincinnati Donkey Cartmug. Ice Donkey (noun):
1. A beer-league hockey player who charges through life with the subtlety of a wrecking ball — overconfident on the ice, over-served at the bar, and over-eager in the bedroom. The Ice Donkey is stubborn, sweaty, and unstoppable, often mistaking brute force for finesse in every arena. Known for wipeouts, wild nights, and questionable decisions, they’re the kind of teammate who celebrates a game-tying goal like they just cured hangovers.
2. Slang for someone whose approach to romance mirrors their skating style: loud, clumsy, passionate, and guaranteed to leave a mark — literal or emotional
1. A beer-league hockey player who charges through life with the subtlety of a wrecking ball — overconfident on the ice, over-served at the bar, and over-eager in the bedroom. The Ice Donkey is stubborn, sweaty, and unstoppable, often mistaking brute force for finesse in every arena. Known for wipeouts, wild nights, and questionable decisions, they’re the kind of teammate who celebrates a game-tying goal like they just cured hangovers.
2. Slang for someone whose approach to romance mirrors their skating style: loud, clumsy, passionate, and guaranteed to leave a mark — literal or emotional
• “I knew Mike was an Ice Donkey when he crashed the net, missed the puck, and still tried to propose to the bartender two hours later.”
• “Dave H called Blake an Ice Donkey last night — I’m not sure if it was an insult or a compliment, but Blake did pull a hamstring.”
• “You don’t date an Ice Donkey. You survive them.”
• “Dave H called Blake an Ice Donkey last night — I’m not sure if it was an insult or a compliment, but Blake did pull a hamstring.”
• “You don’t date an Ice Donkey. You survive them.”
by Ice Donkey October 16, 2025
Get the Ice Donkeymug. A Woman who poses as a Friend but has no Idea how to be one. not very attractive, Homley, in manner of appearance and dress. Relates better to animals than human, usually posses for too many of them. Can be found living in her car or a friend of friends houses who have taken them in due to pitty. This is nomal for the animals and they will use your furniture as a cat scrach, care of their cat box is limited to brief moments of sobriety and your once clean home now will smell like a cat box WARNING IF you find your self in this position immediately contac the original person who introduced you and seek their assistance in immediate removal as it will take them and local law enforcement to do this , this person usually has an exaggerated level of confidence of self-worth ask for character references from people who have known her her whole life anything under 2 years doesn't qualify as a friend. Do not loan money to or assign yourself responsibility for any aspect of her existence and she does not pay her bills. She will steal from you and she cannot be left unattended in your home, enjoys going to thrift stores and will steal from these kinds of establishments. She accuses everyone around her for things that she has done has no domestication skills whatsoever , elderly posing as a healthcare worker and or animal groomer fails to possess any documentation or certification from any accredited school of nursing or health care. D
by brooksgirls3 March 8, 2024
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. by jackcousteau August 8, 2025
Get the Spark Donkeymug. When a male slaps a female round the face causing bad bruiseing and pain. Then he cums all over her face.
by Donkey slapper 89 March 5, 2018
Get the Donkey slapmug.