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fake talker 

One who pretends to be talking on the cell phone to disguise their true motive(s).
Bill (fake talking on his cell but thinking) There's Carol coming back from lunch. Boy would I love to shag that bitch but I know that I don't have the balls nor the hair on my ass to actually let her know.

Carol (returning from lunch and thinking) There's fucking Bill, he is such a fake talker. He is the biggest dumb ass I know, does he actually think that he has a chance to get a piece of this? Even if I was so fucking drunk that I couldn't see, I would never let him get any of this fine West Virginia putang.
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talking shit 

The process of talking behind someone's back about them.
"She was talking shit about me at the party"
talking shit by your mom March 10, 2003

Talking talking 

Talking talking is when two people are actually talking with a meaning, or when two people are talking with lust. Most times talking talking occurs between to people in a relationship.
The bf and gf were talking talking to each other over the phone and in the hallways whenever they could.
Talking talking by Swim4143 May 17, 2016

trash talkers 

A slang for talking negative by using cuss words or something in that nature towards others.
Your a fucking peice of shit.

Your a motherfucking waistless piece of matter.

Your just a straight up fuck.

You all are trash talkers you butt fuck.
trash talkers by AnyonmousUnknown February 23, 2014

Head Talking 

Females invented the "head talk" ..but it really never became a twissue(twitter issue) until the phrase "headtalking" came about. Back in the day, they use to just say "shut up" but now men are all like "please don't talk my head" ..i mean...both sexes talk heads but...sometimes it's just like "bitch talk to my other head" ...i understand.
This girl on the phone is talking my head.

Please don't talk my head!

Ricky seemed to have majored in head talking.
Head Talking by kizrobot January 3, 2011

Bitch talker 

One who secretly makes an effort to get with girls, but is sucked into the friend circle and becomes part of the "fam" or a "BFF" or inducted into various clubs such as "tortilla chip club". In conclusion, Bitch talker's have many friends that are girls and never get any, due to lack of testosterone or manhood.
Ryan goes over calli's house (best friend) and doesn't get any because he's a Bitch Talker
Bitch talker by Michael Trentalange December 24, 2008

talking salad 

It means to talk incoherently when on something, i.e., alcohol, marijuana, mushrooms, etc...
Are you ok man? It sounds like your talking salad!
talking salad by Don R. December 12, 2004