glass bottom boat ride

the act of applying plastic wrap to your partners face then proceeding to urinate upon said partners face

The Nebraskan gave his wife the GLASS BOTTOM BOAT RIDE that she so eagerly desired.

by 475tet September 1, 2010

switch your ride

To change sexual orientation, often used in reference to hoping someone would make such a conversion.

That straight guy is so attractive, I'm sure most gay men wish he would switch his ride.

by R.O. Lewis July 31, 2005

Missouri Boat Ride

A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .

Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.

by Scentsock November 7, 2018

Donkey Riding Pickle Fish

An undersea creature that is part pickle, part fish, and part fish. Also referred to as a DRPF. It lives only in the Indian ocean and are very rare.

I have never seen a Donkey Riding Pickle Fish Before.

by Tico30098 August 6, 2020

7 second rodeo ride

You mount a girl you've only known for a little while from behind. Once you've established a rhythm, get a good grip then call her by the wrong name. If you can hang on for 7 seconds you get a score from the judges

Crazy 7 second rodeo ride last night after I called Amanda "Kayla." I held on though.

by Vulgarityispoetry December 2, 2017

Dick Riding Girl Eva

A bot which you can find on Youtube advertising private sex

Look! It's Dick Riding Girl Eva! KILL THAT FUCKING HORNY BITCH

by BlackMesaScientistBubby November 17, 2021

wear the hat ride the cowboy

wear the hat ride the cowboy - You’re having sexual relations the person who’s hat you’re wearing.

A practice in the south, at least in Texas, where a guy will give you his hat to let other guys know you are taken.

“Omg, Amy! Randy gave me his hat,” said Julia.

“You know what that means,” said Amy.

“No,” said Julia.

“wear the hat ride the cowboy,” said Amy. Ok

by Green carrot June 1, 2023