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Get the Moral pizza mug.The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.
Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.
Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
by unixfreak October 29, 2022
Get the hotdog and mustard pizza mug.The appropriately set tax by a dad or guardian for a child or minor who is making a frozen pizza in dad's home. Typically, 1 piece of pizza is required for tax for a standard frozen pizza. The fully-cooked piece of pizza is to be relinquished to dad by the child because their pizza was prepared in dad's home, in his kitchen, using his oven, using his kitchen utensils, or any other excuse that dad comes up with at that moment.
The child stood in dismay when his father came into the kitchen to get a piece of pizza and collect his pizza tax.
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Get the Pizza Tax mug.A male or female with bad acne who leers at you from corners during parties or low lit locations. Once they have made eye contact and have locked on, they attempt to dance at you, dab for attention, and try to grope you.
by Tuatara2017 January 10, 2017
Get the rapey pizza mug.A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.
Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
by Tannasgh May 7, 2018
Get the Carpet Pizza mug.When you go over to Netflix and chill, and she says that she's on her period so you order pizza but then she bleeds all over the pizza but you eat anyways
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