Fudge Packer

Tom Cruise

Tom cruise is a fudge packer

by BOBBYROOSSSO June 16, 2020

The Full Faggot Package

Commonly builds himself a reputation of trust or friendliness. Though this is how he shows himself, he will take any opportunity to take the piss out of you, but in a 1 on 1 conversation, he will act like your best friend. A full faggot package is often attractive to girls and will still do anything in his power to Cockblock a friend if he thinks this friend has more of a chance than he does. It is often done out of jealousy. He will also gloat about being the best to everyone though he is often not.

You "Hey I really like that Hannah girl you know, She is amazing."
friend "Oh really..."
*Later on*
Friend "Oi Hannah, that (your name) really likes you you know, like he's obsessed with you"
Hannah "Oh errm... OK."
After this, Hannah never spoke or cared about you.
You "Wow. He is the full faggot package."
Other Friend "I know right."

by James2210 June 7, 2013

not on my side of the crisp packet

A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .

"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"

by thegirlwhoannoysfriends December 11, 2019

packed lunch

When a person fashions underwear out of cellophane, deficates inside the underwear, and wears it for the whole day.

That bitch came to school with a packed lunch.

by naturesweather February 7, 2006

six pack of pussy burners

A box of 6 pussy burners. Usually picked up before a long night of whoring. A single pussy burner can last for hours, but beware of those crazy bitches that bite the pussy burner to create holes. Holes are created to ensnare unknowing manwhores into fatherhood and sometimes marriage. Double up America.

I gotta run by CVS and pick up a six pack of pussy burners to keep that rotten stank off my shit.

by ReTodd January 16, 2006

hewlett packard

The makers of overpriced printers and crash happy computer systems.

Duuude, you're getting an HP, Duuuuude, you got rocked!

by Gimli July 15, 2003

Packing out

the action of the will to give up on life, love, happiness; probably contemplating the life of a hermit mountain man or suicide with a feeling that the world has given up on them and itself.

Lyrics in the Mudvayne song, A World So Cold: Why does everyone feel like my enemy, Don't want any part of depressional darkness, I've had enough, sick and tired, Bring the sun or I'm gone or I'm gone, I'm packing out, I'm no more no motherfuckin' shit

by Luke Ernst January 15, 2007