The insertion of a protected erect penis while covered in your choice of hot sauce into your partners anus OR in said case the "chili ring". this will result in a breakup and the victim not being able to sit down for a week.
by matters jackett June 20, 2010
Matt, my roomie, always plays "A Song of Ice and Fire" when he want to put ice cubes up my boy-hole and suck him off -- I can't push them out until he has a throat-gasm!
by USAF Cadet November 05, 2020
Tom: How did it go with that red head Teresa last night?
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah
by CM Billingsworth July 04, 2011
Much like the chinese fire drill. you pull up next to a really nice car, convince them to also get out of their car, then you get back into the nicer of the two cars and drive off.
"Oh my goodness Jim, a Lambourghini! lets ditch this piece of shit civic and pull a jewish fire drill for their ride."
by K-dizzle2434332210 May 21, 2009
I guy and a girl are bangin so hard and fast that the friction created provides enough heat for both partners pubs to light on fire. It is very painfull!
by Will Butterton June 09, 2008
One places sriracha on the tip of their penis, and then inserts into their partner whom is in the doggy style position. First to scream is the crab, and receives a buttering.
by Firecrab December 17, 2015
An extremely special act of love which can only be performed several times per year.
Combining the dark arts of arson and coitus this act requires trust, love, and an irresistible urge to light things on fire. The two (or more) participants, with fully grown out pubic hair and using small handheld lighters, ignite the bushy pubes of their partner. As soon as the pubes are aflame the two (or more) participants proceed to frantically engage in dry humping in order to passionately smother the flames.
Use of perfume as an accelerant is not recommend.
Do not attempt to repeat a Colombian Brush Fire before pubic hair has grown to an all over length of at least one inch.
Combining the dark arts of arson and coitus this act requires trust, love, and an irresistible urge to light things on fire. The two (or more) participants, with fully grown out pubic hair and using small handheld lighters, ignite the bushy pubes of their partner. As soon as the pubes are aflame the two (or more) participants proceed to frantically engage in dry humping in order to passionately smother the flames.
Use of perfume as an accelerant is not recommend.
Do not attempt to repeat a Colombian Brush Fire before pubic hair has grown to an all over length of at least one inch.
by Anniefrank March 19, 2015